Funny sex positions? - Comedy Central

ahenry · 01-23-2008, 05:09 PM

Im sittin here at the shop, and we were trying to think of them.
I know the superman, spiderman, chilli dog, hot carl...
What all you got? lets hear them.

cashmoneyflo · 01-23-2008, 05:55 PM

blumkin

Alpha Chino · 01-23-2008, 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ahenry

Im sittin here at the shop, and we were trying to think of them.
I know the superman, spiderman, chilli dog, hot carl...
What all you got? lets hear them.

those arent positions, more like moves

TheRomanSF415x · 01-23-2008, 09:12 PM

+1 on stock..

how do you do a chilli dog?? or a hot carl??

cashmoneyflo · 01-23-2008, 09:18 PM

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...term=chili+dog

gixxer18 · 01-23-2008, 09:23 PM

phantom of the opera
fire breathing dragon
both rodeos
houdini (Sp)

Vetter · 01-23-2008, 09:35 PM

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cashmoneyflo · 01-23-2008, 09:39 PM

space docking

illegal_skillz · 01-31-2008, 04:57 AM

Alaskan Pipeline
Screaming Seagal
Fountain of U

There are so much more, this could go on for awhile

TheRomanSF415x · 01-31-2008, 06:05 AM

blumpkin??

i thought it was blumpy.. and if you got a broad whos willin to do that shes fuckin filthy

Reckless01 · 01-31-2008, 08:16 PM

alligator fuckhouse

The act known as the Alligator Fuckhouse consists of placing the female lying down on her side, opening her legs like the powerful jaws of the mighty crocodile, and imitating the couragous tamer of these fearsome beasts.... ramming your entire head into her vagina.

Kevin: "I wore her like a hat last night!"
Andy: "Sounds like an alligator fuckhouse to me."

angry pirate

when a woman is giving a man head, he pulls out, and nuts in her eye. Upon doing this, she will let out some sort of grunt of disapproval, and at this point he kicks her in the shin. This poor girl, being pissed and hurt, will hobble after your laughing ass.

dude,i gave your sister an angry pirate, and thats why she's limping a little...(don't ask why she's walking like she has a stick up her ass... thats a whole different story dude.)

illegal_skillz · 02-08-2008, 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheRomanSF415x

blumpkin??

i thought it was blumpy.. and if you got a broad whos willin to do that shes fuckin filthy

I've heard it as both, but most commonly the Blumpkin

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-SKETCHY- · 09-02-2008, 09:11 AM

I laughed my ass off at the "Angry Pirate"

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01-23-2008, 05:09 PM	#1
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