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Old 01-18-2008, 12:06 PM   #1
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What do pussies and grapefruits have in common?

The good ones squirt when you eat 'um
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Old 01-18-2008, 02:57 PM   #2
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Re: What do pussies and grapefruits have in common?

True, but I really think it all depends on how you eat them. lol
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Old 01-19-2008, 10:40 AM   #3
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Re: What do pussies and grapefruits have in common?

What do you call the area between a womans pussy and tits?

A waist.
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Old 01-19-2008, 11:08 AM   #4
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Re: What do pussies and grapefruits have in common?

What do you call the useless skin around the pussy?




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Old 01-20-2008, 02:19 AM   #5
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Why do they call it a waist?
You fit another set of tits there
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Old 02-19-2008, 09:22 PM   #6
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huh...fruity womanhaters
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Old 02-19-2008, 09:27 PM   #7
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Re: What do pussies and grapefruits have in common?

Why shouldnt you ever buy your women a watch?











Theirs one on the kitchen stove.
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Old 02-21-2008, 03:54 PM   #8
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i MAKE BITCHEZ CRY SERIOUSLY!!!
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Old 02-22-2008, 04:30 PM   #9
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Why don't women need drivers licences?









There are no roads between the living room and the kitchen
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Old 03-02-2008, 01:57 PM   #10
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those are all halarious!!
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Bwahahahahahaha !!!
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Re: What do pussies and grapefruits have in common?

Very good, keep 'em coming!!! After some Coffee I might be able to pull a joke or 2 from this head of mine too
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Re: What do pussies and grapefruits have in common?

why do women wear perfume and makeup?






cuz they're stink and they're ugly!

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Re: What do pussies and grapefruits have in common?

Durty,
that is friggin halarious!!
I'm still laughing
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Re: What do pussies and grapefruits have in common?

DURTY hahahaha that was a lame joke though i gotta say

i rmbr dlish would post up threads like this 3 or 4 times a day with diff jokes.
then they kinda dissapeared
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Old 03-31-2008, 12:29 AM   #17
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I sit here and laugh my ass off most of the time and if im not lol I have a grin on my face.
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Old 03-31-2008, 12:31 AM   #18
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I can't stand it!!
That pic of Ponch with your a fag on it just friggin cracks my up
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The Joke

It's that funny ass pic that is killin me!!
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Re: What do pussies and grapefruits have in common?

Why can't Helen Keller drive?


Cause she's a woman...
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