10 things not to say on a first date! - Comedy Central

Mikeith · 12-19-2007, 05:21 PM

1, I used to have a real bedwetting problem , but the last couple of weeks I seem to have got it under control.

2, I know we just met and this might seem a little sudden , but could you lend me $500?

3, I don't see my ex-girlfriend that much . . . thanks to the restraining order.

4, There's $10 riding on me bedding you tonight.

5, Do you want to see my collection of Ted Bundy memorobilia?

6, You could be a real babe if you lost a couple of pounds.

7, What are your feelings about whips and chains.

8, Sorry I can't see you tonight--- I'm on a work release program.

9, Would you like a ride home on my moped.

10, Wait till my wife hears about this!

dizzie56 · 12-19-2007, 05:23 PM

11. Yeah, sorry bout the coffing...its the AIDS.

dizzie56 · 12-19-2007, 05:27 PM

12. So, uh, you werent that fat on your myspace pic.
13. Damn it, i wish i were really blind for this date.
14. I left my wallet at home so if you dont feel like washing dishes tonight, pay up bitch.
15. Wanna give me head? No? How bout a lil hide the tip? Wait, your leaving? Allready? I havent even gotten a chance to give you the ruffy.

illegal_skillz · 12-31-2007, 06:03 AM

16. My parents aren't home tonight, it's safe

cjoec01 · 12-31-2007, 06:08 AM

#16, isn't that Kelm's pick up line?

illegal_skillz · 12-31-2007, 09:21 AM

Dude that's that's not right, funny though.

illegal_skillz · 12-31-2007, 02:26 PM

#17. Do you know why it would burn when I pee?

Wheeliest · 12-31-2007, 02:31 PM

#18. Could that last one have been any gayer.^^

illegal_skillz · 01-01-2008, 06:10 PM

19. I'd love to have sex with you, but wheeliest just sucked me off!!!

wheeliekid · 01-07-2008, 04:17 PM

20.I want to get your pregnant and never call you again

ReSpECT · 01-08-2008, 10:50 PM

21: I guess i'll use a condom. Cuz i dont wanna give u HIV too...=-)

crtchrktrcr · 01-08-2008, 11:02 PM

22. I wonder if you squeal like your sister?
23. did i mention i'm asian from the waist down?

dizzie56 · 01-25-2008, 05:16 PM

24. Im McLovin bitches!!!!
25. Sorry, next time ill last a lil longer than just me getting my pants off.
26. What was your name again? Kathy? No, Sarah?
27. So when are we gonna get to the NSA stuff?

RROCCO · 04-10-2008, 11:18 AM

do you mind if we make a quick pitstop at the pharmacy???? i need to pick up my valtrex.

NAARDEN INC · 04-10-2008, 01:49 PM

I win! now beat it. . . .

deemikey · 04-11-2008, 12:54 PM

#28 Why are you wearing that strap on

Suprafrk91 · 07-30-2008, 06:52 PM

If your lucky enough to get to the bedroom on the first date... #29 Do you take $20 like the rest of them workin the street corners?

Squidhick651 · 08-04-2008, 11:31 AM

#30. Oh.. by the way, I will finish first.

12-31-2007, 06:03 AM	#4
illegal_skillz Registered User Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: KCMO Area Age: 26 Bike: 02 Honda F4i Gender: Male Posts: 1,178	Re: 10 things not to say on a first date! 16. My parents aren't home tonight, it's safe

12-31-2007, 06:08 AM	#5
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12-31-2007, 09:21 AM	#6
illegal_skillz Registered User Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: KCMO Area Age: 26 Bike: 02 Honda F4i Gender: Male Posts: 1,178	Re: 10 things not to say on a first date! Dude that's that's not right, funny though.

12-31-2007, 02:26 PM	#7
illegal_skillz Registered User Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: KCMO Area Age: 26 Bike: 02 Honda F4i Gender: Male Posts: 1,178	Re: 10 things not to say on a first date! #17. Do you know why it would burn when I pee?

12-31-2007, 02:31 PM	#8
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12-19-2007, 05:21 PM	#1
Mikeith Registered User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Lubbock, Tx (home finally!) Age: 23 Bike: 01 f4i*for sale, 06 f4i, 07 CRF250R supermoto Gender: Male Posts: 970	10 things not to say on a first date! 1, I used to have a real bedwetting problem , but the last couple of weeks I seem to have got it under control. 2, I know we just met and this might seem a little sudden , but could you lend me $500? 3, I don't see my ex-girlfriend that much . . . thanks to the restraining order. 4, There's $10 riding on me bedding you tonight. 5, Do you want to see my collection of Ted Bundy memorobilia? 6, You could be a real babe if you lost a couple of pounds. 7, What are your feelings about whips and chains. 8, Sorry I can't see you tonight--- I'm on a work release program. 9, Would you like a ride home on my moped. 10, Wait till my wife hears about this!

12-19-2007, 05:23 PM	#2
dizzie56 Registered User Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Clearwater Age: 26 Bike: somethin that doesnt start....ever Gender: Male Posts: 2,130	Re: 10 things not to say on a first date! 11. Yeah, sorry bout the coffing...its the AIDS.

12-19-2007, 05:27 PM	#3
dizzie56 Registered User Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Clearwater Age: 26 Bike: somethin that doesnt start....ever Gender: Male Posts: 2,130	Re: 10 things not to say on a first date! 12. So, uh, you werent that fat on your myspace pic. 13. Damn it, i wish i were really blind for this date. 14. I left my wallet at home so if you dont feel like washing dishes tonight, pay up bitch. 15. Wanna give me head? No? How bout a lil hide the tip? Wait, your leaving? Allready? I havent even gotten a chance to give you the ruffy.

01-01-2008, 06:10 PM	#9
illegal_skillz Registered User Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: KCMO Area Age: 26 Bike: 02 Honda F4i Gender: Male Posts: 1,178	Re: 10 things not to say on a first date! 19. I'd love to have sex with you, but wheeliest just sucked me off!!!

01-07-2008, 04:17 PM	#10
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01-08-2008, 10:50 PM	#11
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01-08-2008, 11:02 PM	#12
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01-25-2008, 05:16 PM	#13
dizzie56 Registered User Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Clearwater Age: 26 Bike: somethin that doesnt start....ever Gender: Male Posts: 2,130	Re: 10 things not to say on a first date! 24. Im McLovin bitches!!!! 25. Sorry, next time ill last a lil longer than just me getting my pants off. 26. What was your name again? Kathy? No, Sarah? 27. So when are we gonna get to the NSA stuff?

04-10-2008, 11:18 AM	#14
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04-10-2008, 01:49 PM	#15
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04-11-2008, 12:54 PM	#16
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07-30-2008, 06:52 PM	#17
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08-04-2008, 11:31 AM	#18
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