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03-31-2003, 11:18 AM
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just rewards Bikers Ken, Dave, and Larry were waiting for entrance into Heaven.
St. Peter walked up to Ken and asked, "How many times did you cheat on your wife, and remember, I will know the truth." Ken thought for a moment and replied, "Well, sir, it must be around 40 times." "Fine," said St. Peter, "you may enter Heaven but you will be riding that little xr50 over there."
St. Peter approached Dave and asked the same question. Dave answered, "Sir, I do believe it couldn't have been more than 20 times. "Good," said St. Peter, "you may enter Heaven, also, and you will be riding the red ZX-6R.
St. Peter stepped up to Larry and repeated the question. Without pause, Larry answered, "Never!"
St. Peter peered at him quizzically and said, "Never?" "I have never been unfaithful to my wife, sir" he replied. "Excellent," stated St. Peter. "You may enter Heaven and you will be riding that black Hayabusa."
Grinning from ear to ear, Larry approaches the bike, but when he reaches the beautiful Suzuki, he suddenly lays his head on the tank and begins to cry. St. Peter rushes over and asks, "What's the matter?
You have never cheated on you wife, you've gained entrance into Heaven, and you will be riding a choice Busa for the rest of eternity." Larry replied between sobs, "See that woman over there on the old beat-up Vespa?
That's my wife!"
St. Peter walked up to Ken and asked, "How many times did you cheat on your wife, and remember, I will know the truth." Ken thought for a moment and replied, "Well, sir, it must be around 40 times." "Fine," said St. Peter, "you may enter Heaven but you will be riding that little xr50 over there."
St. Peter approached Dave and asked the same question. Dave answered, "Sir, I do believe it couldn't have been more than 20 times. "Good," said St. Peter, "you may enter Heaven, also, and you will be riding the red ZX-6R.
St. Peter stepped up to Larry and repeated the question. Without pause, Larry answered, "Never!"
St. Peter peered at him quizzically and said, "Never?" "I have never been unfaithful to my wife, sir" he replied. "Excellent," stated St. Peter. "You may enter Heaven and you will be riding that black Hayabusa."
Grinning from ear to ear, Larry approaches the bike, but when he reaches the beautiful Suzuki, he suddenly lays his head on the tank and begins to cry. St. Peter rushes over and asks, "What's the matter?
You have never cheated on you wife, you've gained entrance into Heaven, and you will be riding a choice Busa for the rest of eternity." Larry replied between sobs, "See that woman over there on the old beat-up Vespa?
That's my wife!"
HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA. 
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