Best or funniest things other riders taught you - Stunt Discussion

John LegionST · 01-08-2004, 02:21 AM

I was driving a lot today and i started think about some of the funny things that other riders have told me, and some of the really good things they told me too...

A few years ago at a comp at Raceway Park, NJ (Englishtown), Ant revealed to me that you need to be using the rear brake for 12's and scraping. Thank you Ant, it helped a lot. YES, i was trying to scrape using no rear brake, it was fun to watch...

Last year Vertical Jay told me that you get a discount at hotels if you tell them that you work for the government. Then he proceded to book our team for us and told the counterperson that we were GOV. So when i checked in, the lady said, "you work for the government, HUH?" Standing there in my Wheelie Pimp shirt, crooked hat, and zip tied jeans i replied, "UHHH, YEAH i do!!!"

Last time in FL, Digity, Paul and Merk taught me how to strap a bike to the tailgate when there is no room for it in the bed. Remeber, Brandon drives a F-150, i drive a Dakota (not full size!!!) Well, we tried it anyways, using SCOTT's bike. It BARELY made it to lakeland...

Ok people, i want to hear your stories...

Darius · 01-08-2004, 02:40 AM

ya I seen Digidy driving down the freeway with a bike hangin off the tailgate, I was waiting for that shit to fall off. When he came to Cali he pulled up to my house and opened his trailer and all the bikes had fallen down and were stacked on top of eachother, he said the bikes get more messed up inside the trailer than when he ride's.

*nags* · 01-08-2004, 02:43 AM

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Originally posted by Darius
ya I seen Digidy driving down the freeway with a bike hangin off the tailgate, I was waiting for that shit to fall off. When he came to Cali he pulled up to my house and opened his trailer and all the bikes had fallen down and were stacked on top of eachother, he said the bikes get more messed up inside the trailer than when he ride's.

I'm pretty sure the SV did fall out at one point

Kyle_PBZ · 01-08-2004, 03:24 AM

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Originally posted by john LegionST
I was driving a lot today and i started think about some of the funny things that other riders have told me, and some of the really good things they told me too.

Last time in FL, Digity, Paul and Merk taught me how to strap a bike to the tailgate when there is no room for it in the bed. Remeber, Brandon drives a F-150, i drive a Dakota (not full size!!!) Well, we tried it anyways, using SCOTT's bike. It BARELY made it to lakeland...

Ok people, i want to hear your stories...

Well when I was down there last week we had Merk's, mine, ScottLegion's and DirtyB's all on Merks little trailer. The first three were sandwitched on the front and B's was sideways on the back strapped to the other bikes. I thought for sure we would lose it, but it made it all the way to Lakeland and back with no problems.

Sillyneck · 01-08-2004, 05:21 AM

a group of friends I go wheelin w/ are goddamn comedians. These f-ckers were talkin' like Joe Dirt before the movie came out. So one day they're up in chico watching me ride and I was learning circles.

They're sitting on the edge of my stunt spot (basketball court) coaching the shit out of me drunk as f-ck. (never ridden a street bike in their lives)

[Joe dirt accent on]"Okay here's what ya gotta do, floor the motor and snap out the whiskerdoo, then w/ or w/ out your foot on the skooterstick you need to pivot that positrac....now doncha ask me how that works...it just does...you'll be doin' them poppawheeliedonuts on that mochine there." [/joe dirt accent off]

this went on for hours. I didn't get shit done that day. I couldn't even get off the ground to get on my bike. I wish it was on video. comedy

Dano · 01-08-2004, 06:03 AM

skooterstick!!!! thats some good shit right there, ima use that one often now

jaxen112 · 01-08-2004, 04:10 PM

After someone showed me how to back fire my old RR with the on/off switch, I swear I induced dozens of heart attacks on innocent pedestrians.

Ryan Cramer · 01-08-2004, 07:09 PM

Unfortunatley i learned some tricks in texas from thew and some others..............

TWO WORDS------------------- DICK TRICKS,,,,,,,thats all im sayin, and im not explainin them or describing them AT ALL

Wheelie Boy · 01-08-2004, 08:31 PM

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Originally posted by jaxen112
After someone showed me how to back fire my old RR with the on/off switch, I swear I induced dozens of heart attacks on innocent pedestrians.

I wanna see that

John LegionST · 01-08-2004, 10:09 PM

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Originally posted by DV8Ryan
Unfortunatley i learned some tricks in texas from thew and some others..............

TWO WORDS------------------- DICK TRICKS,,,,,,,thats all im sayin, and im not explainin them or describing them AT ALL

THE BRAIN was a classic at bike week last year

Ryan Cramer · 01-08-2004, 10:21 PM

UGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH, the brain......dont remind me

or the hamburger.....ewwwwwww

Kyle_PBZ · 01-08-2004, 10:29 PM

Yeah, ScottyLegion introduced us to the brain at Brandon's on new years. Then Dlish found it quite funny to do all the time!

Ryan Cramer · 01-08-2004, 10:33 PM

what ever you do , dont ever ask for the hamburger......its worse than the brain

Scott_LegionST · 01-08-2004, 11:08 PM

yes, the brain is a hand me down from thew.

the only reason u don't like the hamburger ryan is the last time u did it some chick tried to take a bite

another thew teaching.. .

the tequila stunt man. . . if you know it u are cringeing right now

Ryan Cramer · 01-08-2004, 11:11 PM

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Originally posted by Scott_LegionST
yes, the brain is a hand me down from thew.

the only reason u don't like the hamburger ryan is the last time u did it some chick tried to take a bite

another thew teaching.. .

the tequila stunt man. . . if you know it u are cringeing right now

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Tenny · 01-08-2004, 11:15 PM

lol i know how to do the hamburger but not the brain.

I learned from binder929 how to get outta the army and how to have sex with fat girls

DUK · 01-08-2004, 11:34 PM

MIGHT SOUND STUPID BUT I WANTED TO SKETCH OFF BACK SO I WATCHED ONE OF THE WHEELIE BOYS IN 12:00 AND SEEN HOW TO GET OFF BUT NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT GETTING BACK ON...............AFTER HAVING TO LET MY BIKE GO I LEARNED A SECRET CALLED NEUTRAL............. STILL ENDED UP IN GRASS AND MUD ON NEXT ATTEMPT..BUT AS EVERYONE KNOWS..I GOT IT!!!!!!!

ANOTHER SECRET I'LL LET YA'LL IN ON.........NEVER HIT THE FRONT BRAKE WHEN PRACTICING WHEELIE COMBOS........MIGHT HURT!!!!!!!!!

HOLLA

NINER · 01-08-2004, 11:36 PM

Suicide tequlia shots. Snort a line of salt, take a shot of tequlia, and then squeeze a lime into your eye.

Jay Carnes · 01-09-2004, 12:34 AM

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Originally posted by Tenny44
and how to have sex with fat girls

that never gets old

DLISH · 01-09-2004, 12:56 AM

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Originally posted by Scott_LegionST
yes, the brain is a hand me down from thew.

the only reason u don't like the hamburger ryan is the last time u did it some chick tried to take a bite

another thew teaching.. .

the tequila stunt man. . . if you know it u are cringeing right now

DAMNIT! i sat in some bubble gum...........

01-08-2004, 02:21 AM	#1
John LegionST CoolaidCustoms267343-8146 Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Morrisville, PA (now philly) Age: 29 Bike: '03 636/'05 CBR600RR streeter (gone '04 636 really going to miss that bike!!!) Gender: Male Posts: 6,605	Best or funniest things other riders taught you I was driving a lot today and i started think about some of the funny things that other riders have told me, and some of the really good things they told me too... A few years ago at a comp at Raceway Park, NJ (Englishtown), Ant revealed to me that you need to be using the rear brake for 12's and scraping. Thank you Ant, it helped a lot. YES, i was trying to scrape using no rear brake, it was fun to watch... Last year Vertical Jay told me that you get a discount at hotels if you tell them that you work for the government. Then he proceded to book our team for us and told the counterperson that we were GOV. So when i checked in, the lady said, "you work for the government, HUH?" Standing there in my Wheelie Pimp shirt, crooked hat, and zip tied jeans i replied, "UHHH, YEAH i do!!!" Last time in FL, Digity, Paul and Merk taught me how to strap a bike to the tailgate when there is no room for it in the bed. Remeber, Brandon drives a F-150, i drive a Dakota (not full size!!!) Well, we tried it anyways, using SCOTT's bike. It BARELY made it to lakeland... Ok people, i want to hear your stories... __________________ SPONSORS: For the best deals be sure to mention John Legion www.FullThrottleInc.NET Everyone needs a handbrake, get the highest quality and best prices here. www.FICages.com www.Sickinnovations.com

01-08-2004, 02:40 AM	#2
Darius SERVIN IT UP Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA Age: 34 Bike: 1000hp Gender: Male Posts: 4,144	ya I seen Digidy driving down the freeway with a bike hangin off the tailgate, I was waiting for that shit to fall off. When he came to Cali he pulled up to my house and opened his trailer and all the bikes had fallen down and were stacked on top of eachother, he said the bikes get more messed up inside the trailer than when he ride's. __________________ Splittin Wigs Since 2000! www.myspace.com/darius240z www.alpinestars.com www.hellbentmotorcycles.com www.aeccycles.com www.servinitup.com www.colorzonedesigns.com www.superstreetbike.com www.gprstabilizers.com www.fullthrottleinc.net www.chumpindustries.com www.freestyleingenuity.com www.stickstickbangbang.com

01-08-2004, 05:21 AM	#5
Sillyneck I Enjoy Posting At StuntLife! Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Folsom, CA Age: 27 Bike: 07 kawi 450, 05 gix6 Gender: Male Posts: 1,612	a group of friends I go wheelin w/ are goddamn comedians. These f-ckers were talkin' like Joe Dirt before the movie came out. So one day they're up in chico watching me ride and I was learning circles. They're sitting on the edge of my stunt spot (basketball court) coaching the shit out of me drunk as f-ck. (never ridden a street bike in their lives) [Joe dirt accent on]"Okay here's what ya gotta do, floor the motor and snap out the whiskerdoo, then w/ or w/ out your foot on the skooterstick you need to pivot that positrac....now doncha ask me how that works...it just does...you'll be doin' them poppawheeliedonuts on that mochine there." [/joe dirt accent off] this went on for hours. I didn't get shit done that day. I couldn't even get off the ground to get on my bike. I wish it was on video. comedy __________________ fullthrottleinc.net myspace/sillyneck Tricked out GRSXR 650 lowered w/ drag pipes, stunt bar, and a scrape cage. Racing gas and K&N extreme performance particulate capture system (EPPCS... ask for it at kragen).

01-08-2004, 06:03 AM	#6
Dano It Ain't Easy Bein Cheesy Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Socal Age: 26 Bike: common one Gender: Male Posts: 2,337	skooterstick!!!! thats some good shit right there, ima use that one often now __________________ MXDcages.com AAstunters.com FelonyFreestyle.com

01-08-2004, 10:29 PM	#12
Kyle_PBZ 2 WHEELS UP! Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: So. IL Age: 32 Bike: 1970 Honda S90 Gender: Male Posts: 6,084	Yeah, ScottyLegion introduced us to the brain at Brandon's on new years. Then Dlish found it quite funny to do all the time! __________________ www.psychoboyz.com

01-08-2004, 04:10 PM	#7
jaxen112 Regular StuntLifer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: NYC Age: 32 Bike: Repsol/f4i Gender: Male Posts: 433	After someone showed me how to back fire my old RR with the on/off switch, I swear I induced dozens of heart attacks on innocent pedestrians.

01-08-2004, 07:09 PM	#8
Ryan Cramer u of m still sux Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: OSU '07 Age: 28 Bike: gixxer 6 Gender: Male Posts: 2,320	Unfortunatley i learned some tricks in texas from thew and some others.............. TWO WORDS------------------- DICK TRICKS,,,,,,,thats all im sayin, and im not explainin them or describing them AT ALL

01-08-2004, 10:21 PM	#11
Ryan Cramer u of m still sux Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: OSU '07 Age: 28 Bike: gixxer 6 Gender: Male Posts: 2,320	UGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH, the brain......dont remind me or the hamburger.....ewwwwwww

01-08-2004, 10:33 PM	#13
Ryan Cramer u of m still sux Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: OSU '07 Age: 28 Bike: gixxer 6 Gender: Male Posts: 2,320	what ever you do , dont ever ask for the hamburger......its worse than the brain

01-08-2004, 11:08 PM	#14
Scott_LegionST P. O. S. E. R. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: daytona, philly?? Age: 30 Bike: the one on the ground Gender: Male Posts: 526	yes, the brain is a hand me down from thew. the only reason u don't like the hamburger ryan is the last time u did it some chick tried to take a bite another thew teaching.. . the tequila stunt man. . . if you know it u are cringeing right now __________________ ******** DON'T FORGET WHERE YOU'RE FROM BUT KNOW WHERE YOU HAVE TO GO. ******** Last edited by Scott_LegionST : 01-08-2004 at 11:10 PM.

01-08-2004, 11:15 PM	#16
Tenny I Enjoy Posting At StuntLife! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: St Louis, Missouri Age: Bike: Looking again prev f3 Gender: Male Posts: 1,302	lol i know how to do the hamburger but not the brain. I learned from binder929 how to get outta the army and how to have sex with fat girls __________________ My local honda dealer doesn't sell zip ties! What gives?

01-08-2004, 11:34 PM	#17
DUK Registered User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: everywhere Age: Bike: who cares Gender: Posts: 336	MIGHT SOUND STUPID BUT I WANTED TO SKETCH OFF BACK SO I WATCHED ONE OF THE WHEELIE BOYS IN 12:00 AND SEEN HOW TO GET OFF BUT NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT GETTING BACK ON...............AFTER HAVING TO LET MY BIKE GO I LEARNED A SECRET CALLED NEUTRAL............. STILL ENDED UP IN GRASS AND MUD ON NEXT ATTEMPT..BUT AS EVERYONE KNOWS..I GOT IT!!!!!!! ANOTHER SECRET I'LL LET YA'LL IN ON.........NEVER HIT THE FRONT BRAKE WHEN PRACTICING WHEELIE COMBOS........MIGHT HURT!!!!!!!!! HOLLA

01-08-2004, 11:36 PM	#18
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