you might be a stunter if........... - Page 9

oh8cbr600 · 06-26-2009, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by jebova2301

why work at a hooters if you dont want guys staring at your tits?

yeah thats what kind of confused me.
granted they were creepy old men.
but thats part of your job, you get payed to show off your cleavage to drunks.

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ShaneGSXR21 · 06-26-2009, 02:46 PM

the first thing you do at the grocery store is wheelie the shopping cart.

oh8cbr600 · 06-26-2009, 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by ShaneGSXR21

the first thing you do at the grocery store is wheelie the shopping cart.

i do that

i work in the mail services area of my company so when im pushing around mail carts i'm always trying to balance a flamingo hahaha

Righteous 1 · 06-26-2009, 02:53 PM

An article of your clothing is held together by zip-ties.

ShaneGSXR21 · 06-26-2009, 02:56 PM

you rock haggard DC's instead of Icon boots.

ShaneGSXR21 · 06-26-2009, 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Righteous 1

An article of your clothing is held together by zip-ties.

hahahahahahahaha i have the wee-little zipties on the pants im wearing right now i ripped a hole in them yesterday in the garage and pulled it shut with those haha thats awesome someone else does that too

redhenracing2 · 06-26-2009, 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Righteous 1

An article of your clothing is held together by zip-ties.

So true, I use zipties to replace belt loops that get ripped off when my belt catches on shit. I love this thread.

ShaneGSXR21 · 06-26-2009, 03:07 PM

someone has said to you "the thing about those bikes is its not IF you crash its WHEN" and ur reply was "I crashed 3 times already this week...."

Sheldon · 06-26-2009, 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by GSXRyost

If people ask you if the hole in the rear seat is to make the passenger more comfortable...

i tell people that its for my girlfriend to go to the bathroom while riding and that the tank dent is for my 3 month old newborn son to sit on because i have no car and i dont give a fuck. peoples responses are priceless EVERY single time

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Originally Posted by ShaneGSXR21

the first thing you do at the grocery store is wheelie the shopping cart.

im guilty of that one

GSXRyost · 06-26-2009, 03:20 PM

[quote=Sheldon;4013347]i tell people that its for my girlfriend to go to the bathroom while riding and that the tank dent is for my 3 month old newborn son to sit on because i have no car and i dont give a fuck. peoples responses are priceless EVERY single time

HAHAHA I have got to use that one next time

-Nasty- · 06-26-2009, 03:24 PM

if at some point you have "furred" out a bike

your idea of a streeter bike is a extra bike

you have 1 title, 1 plate, 1 ins for 2 bikes

your bike spends more time in the back of your truck then in the garage

you spend a year in iraq and think of ways to ship parts over to build it back together

your gps has your spots named and tagged so u can get to them from anywhere

all your clothes have grease and oil on them

ill think of more

deanknight636 · 06-26-2009, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Sheldon

i tell people that its for my girlfriend to go to the bathroom while riding and that the tank dent is for my 3 month old newborn son to sit on because i have no car and i dont give a fuck. peoples responses are priceless EVERY single time

im guilty of that one

lol i do that all the time too......but when i do give my kids rides thats where they go hahaha

big ben · 06-26-2009, 03:41 PM

u might b a stunter if ur clutch goes yut ughh when u dump it.

oh8cbr600 · 06-26-2009, 04:25 PM

you wank it to sportbike mags instead of hustler

Righteous 1 · 06-26-2009, 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by oh8cbr600

you wank it to sportbike mags instead of hustler

bulletchicken · 06-26-2009, 04:40 PM

If your rearsets are broken, so you say fuck it and use the passenger pegs

sik954rr · 06-26-2009, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by bulletchicken

If your rearsets are broken, so you say fuck it and use the passenger pegs

hahaha im doin that now!!

Ninja Girly · 06-26-2009, 04:48 PM

You have so many wrecked fairings that they call your garage the "Wall of Shame"

mdub4life29 · 06-26-2009, 04:54 PM

when you go to hit it missionary style with the chica you spread her legs and think about doin a spreader wheelie!!! LOL sorry it happens

ShaneGSXR21 · 06-26-2009, 04:58 PM

you wish that Old man Roger accepted food stamps.

06-26-2009, 02:46 PM	#162
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06-26-2009, 02:53 PM	#164
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06-26-2009, 02:56 PM	#165
ShaneGSXR21 Registered User Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: DCL, Maryland Bike: 05 gixxer Gender: Male Posts: 548	Re: you might be a stunter if........... you rock haggard DC's instead of Icon boots. __________________ My wheelies are garbage and I drink cheap beer through a funnel.

06-26-2009, 03:07 PM	#168
ShaneGSXR21 Registered User Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: DCL, Maryland Bike: 05 gixxer Gender: Male Posts: 548	Re: you might be a stunter if........... someone has said to you "the thing about those bikes is its not IF you crash its WHEN" and ur reply was "I crashed 3 times already this week...." __________________ My wheelies are garbage and I drink cheap beer through a funnel.

06-26-2009, 03:20 PM	#170
GSXRyost Registered User Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Patchogue, NY Age: 24 Bike: 07 GSX-r 600, 05 636 Gender: Male Posts: 19	Re: you might be a stunter if........... [quote=Sheldon;4013347]i tell people that its for my girlfriend to go to the bathroom while riding and that the tank dent is for my 3 month old newborn son to sit on because i have no car and i dont give a fuck. peoples responses are priceless EVERY single time HAHAHA I have got to use that one next time

06-26-2009, 03:24 PM	#171
-Nasty- hate practitioner Join Date: May 2004 Location: murder mitten Age: 24 Bike: 03' 636, 04' 636, 81' bobber, 01 yz250f Gender: Male Posts: 5,405	Re: you might be a stunter if........... if at some point you have "furred" out a bike your idea of a streeter bike is a extra bike you have 1 title, 1 plate, 1 ins for 2 bikes your bike spends more time in the back of your truck then in the garage you spend a year in iraq and think of ways to ship parts over to build it back together your gps has your spots named and tagged so u can get to them from anywhere all your clothes have grease and oil on them ill think of more __________________ "Now reach up into the stratosphere and reclaim your wig, and sit back for the rest of the flavor" MotorCityFreestyle.com compound

06-26-2009, 03:41 PM	#173
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06-26-2009, 04:25 PM	#174
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06-26-2009, 04:40 PM	#176
bulletchicken Chicken Join Date: May 2007 Location: SLC, UT USA Bike: 03 F4-Ite Gender: Male Posts: 111	Re: you might be a stunter if........... If your rearsets are broken, so you say fuck it and use the passenger pegs __________________ Darksideriders.org

06-26-2009, 04:48 PM	#178
Ninja Girly Betwixt Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Plano, TX, USA Bike: Honda and two Kawasakis Gender: Female Posts: 255	Re: you might be a stunter if........... You have so many wrecked fairings that they call your garage the "Wall of Shame" __________________ While you laugh at my beat up bike, I'm riding your girlfriend!

06-26-2009, 04:54 PM	#179
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06-26-2009, 04:58 PM	#180
ShaneGSXR21 Registered User Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: DCL, Maryland Bike: 05 gixxer Gender: Male Posts: 548	Re: you might be a stunter if........... you wish that Old man Roger accepted food stamps. __________________ My wheelies are garbage and I drink cheap beer through a funnel.