you might be a stunter if........... - Page 29

NBstunter · 09-18-2009, 09:40 PM

you might be a stunter if theres more burnout marks at the end of your driveway then in any other part of the city.

you might be stunter if you have put more in parts into your bike then you paid for the thing in the first place.

you might be a stunter if you know the number of the cop car of the prick cop in town [where i live his names estabrooks]

you might be a stunter if you have gone through more motors then front tires

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MoHawk · 09-18-2009, 09:41 PM

You might be a stunt(life)er if you jack EVERY SINGLE THREAD

Smokin07 · 09-19-2009, 12:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShaneGSXR21

nailed it Nick i did ditch my job, girl friend and have no money, and am trading my STi for a truck this week because before said kid pussed out. just to go to ROC.

but i got 17 dollars in my bank account... and cant get it out cuz the ATM wont get let me get less than 20

ROC 2009!!!!!!

If you go to the bank itself, you can take every last penny out..the girl that delt with me was like wtf do u want all 5.67 cents? i said thats one fill up in my dented tank at ROC.

MoHawk · 09-19-2009, 02:34 AM

^^^ Sweet

f4ikid13 · 09-21-2009, 02:58 AM

when hanging out with our girlfriend becomes a chore

bklynshowoff · 09-21-2009, 08:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blee

Nice avatar,SS on a cruiser=gangster,please tell me you rock that shit on the streets,and if you do,I can only imagine the looks you must get

I seen a guy with a black bike like that killing the streets in NYC during Hollywood's bike ride.... That shit blew my mind!!!

f4ikid13 · 09-21-2009, 03:07 PM

when getting to a red light in your car you hit the brakes and picture yourself doin a stoppie!!!!!!!!

MoHawk · 09-21-2009, 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bklynshowoff

I seen a guy with a black bike like that killing the streets in NYC during Hollywood's bike ride.... That shit blew my mind!!!

The Ruff Ryder Oakland President rides a Street Glide and kills the streets in a few music videos

stunt fighter · 09-21-2009, 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by f4ikid13

when hanging out with our girlfriend becomes a chore

+1

F4i_stuntin_WV · 09-23-2009, 05:17 PM

you listen to a song and picture it going along with the latest vid you put together

600flipper · 09-23-2009, 05:20 PM

MoHawk · 09-23-2009, 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by f4ikid13

when hanging out with our girlfriend becomes a chore

Mine is already. "How come I dont get to go out of town with you? How come you don't let me ride with you? Why does it seem like you love your bike more than me? Are you really going to the "LOT" again? Is "LOT" code word for something? You really expect me to believe you spend hours in a PARKING LOT? You must be cheating on me..... Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah." Jesus Christ!

YungStunna303 · 09-23-2009, 06:40 PM

whats a champion?......................

06_636 · 09-26-2009, 04:15 AM

....Your idea of washing your bike is riding wheelies in the rain

suicidedude7 · 09-29-2009, 12:48 AM

The people at the motorcycle shop you work for ,look confused when u tell them how exciting ur night was with the cop chasing u into the next state 5 miles away.

(while ur doing wheelies)

no1 has balls here to ride with me

only 1 in this city

-Nasty- · 09-29-2009, 12:51 AM

u verbally say plus one to shit and reference getting ur wig split to normal things besides stunting

suicidedude7 · 09-29-2009, 01:04 AM

1.if you tell people uve got a gf and shes got 4 cylenders and doesnt bitch.
2.if ur depressed because ur bikes in the the shop for a week for valve adjustments.
3.you put 13000 miles on a bike in 7 months.
4.if your rear tire doesnt last more then 1000 miles.
5.if u ride even when its icy out.
6.if u rode threw a snowy pass in jan doing 75.
7.u have to use the gloves to bash off ice on ur helmet.

stunt fighter · 10-05-2009, 10:45 PM

you'd rather watch videos on stuntlife than porn

blackdoutzrr · 10-06-2009, 01:03 AM

if...u just camp in a corner of a lot and paint ur own yellow line around ur area and put up a professional looking sign tht says this is _(name)_'s house, violators will be towed; good lookin women will be forced to stay...and when u wake up ur front lawn is a stunt spot.

Shortfuse · 10-06-2009, 04:43 AM

...you sell your prized 99R1 for a bashed up 'fightered 94 900RR, and are stoked when you highside a drift on the first day.

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09-19-2009, 02:34 AM	#564
MoHawk Post Whore Nazi Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: VA (Bad News)! Thanks USAF. Originally from HAWAII Age: 23 Bike: Hera... My Goddess of Destruction Gender: Male Posts: 7,059	Re: you might be a stunter if........... ^^^ Sweet __________________ "i can make a few calls , i went to high school with jesus "-OMR "Freedom itself was attacked this morning by a faceless coward, and freedom will be defended"

09-21-2009, 02:58 AM	#565
f4ikid13 Registered User Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: west covina Age: 24 Bike: 02 f4i Gender: Male Posts: 66	Re: you might be a stunter if........... when hanging out with our girlfriend becomes a chore

09-21-2009, 03:07 PM	#567
f4ikid13 Registered User Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: west covina Age: 24 Bike: 02 f4i Gender: Male Posts: 66	Re: you might be a stunter if........... when getting to a red light in your car you hit the brakes and picture yourself doin a stoppie!!!!!!!!

09-23-2009, 05:17 PM	#570
F4i_stuntin_WV Registered User Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Bodymore, MD Age: 24 Bike: 2001 F4i Gender: Male Posts: 82	Re: you might be a stunter if........... you listen to a song and picture it going along with the latest vid you put together

09-23-2009, 05:20 PM	#571
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09-23-2009, 06:40 PM	#573
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09-26-2009, 04:15 AM	#574
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09-29-2009, 12:48 AM	#575
suicidedude7 Registered User Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: walla walla,wa usa Bike: yamaha fz6 Gender: Male Posts: 2	Re: you might be a stunter if........... The people at the motorcycle shop you work for ,look confused when u tell them how exciting ur night was with the cop chasing u into the next state 5 miles away. (while ur doing wheelies) no1 has balls here to ride with me only 1 in this city Last edited by suicidedude7; 09-29-2009 at 12:52 AM. Reason: forgot a few things :D

09-29-2009, 12:51 AM	#576
-Nasty- hate practitioner Join Date: May 2004 Location: murder mitten Age: 24 Bike: 01' f4easy, 04' 636, 81' bobber, 01 yz250f Gender: Male Posts: 5,479	Re: you might be a stunter if........... u verbally say plus one to shit and reference getting ur wig split to normal things besides stunting __________________ "Now reach up into the stratosphere and reclaim your wig, and sit back for the rest of the flavor" MotorCityFreestyle.com compound

09-29-2009, 01:04 AM	#577
suicidedude7 Registered User Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: walla walla,wa usa Bike: yamaha fz6 Gender: Male Posts: 2	Re: you might be a stunter if........... 1.if you tell people uve got a gf and shes got 4 cylenders and doesnt bitch. 2.if ur depressed because ur bikes in the the shop for a week for valve adjustments. 3.you put 13000 miles on a bike in 7 months. 4.if your rear tire doesnt last more then 1000 miles. 5.if u ride even when its icy out. 6.if u rode threw a snowy pass in jan doing 75. 7.u have to use the gloves to bash off ice on ur helmet. Last edited by suicidedude7; 09-29-2009 at 01:07 AM. Reason: haha forgot those times

10-05-2009, 10:45 PM	#578
stunt fighter weed. Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: amsterdam Bike: '08 cbr6hundoRR Gender: Male Posts: 4,301	Re: you might be a stunter if........... you'd rather watch videos on stuntlife than porn

10-06-2009, 01:03 AM	#579
blackdoutzrr "fear the raven" Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Lincoln, Nebraska, United States Age: 20 Bike: 2006 Kawasaki zzr600 Gender: Male Posts: 5	Re: you might be a stunter if........... if...u just camp in a corner of a lot and paint ur own yellow line around ur area and put up a professional looking sign tht says this is _(name)_'s house, violators will be towed; good lookin women will be forced to stay...and when u wake up ur front lawn is a stunt spot.

10-06-2009, 04:43 AM	#580
Shortfuse Registered User Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Perth, WA, Australia Bike: 82 CBX1000, 94 CBR900RR Gender: Male Posts: 6	Re: you might be a stunter if........... ...you sell your prized 99R1 for a bashed up 'fightered 94 900RR, and are stoked when you highside a drift on the first day.