you might be a stunter if........... - Page 19

F3 stunna · 07-02-2009, 04:16 PM

You might be a stunter if you call yourself the wheelie king, live in Alabama, talk shit to everybody about how good you are, enjoy sucking fat cocks, like taking it up the ass,and ride power wheelies at 100mph on your Repsol 1000rr!!!!! Oh wait, thats not a stunter!!!! hahahahaha

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und1sputed · 07-02-2009, 04:21 PM

... people constantly ask you "what happend to your motorcycle" .

lolz ive heard it like 50 times

und1sputed · 07-02-2009, 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShaneGSXR21

have you ever thought of killing yourself? its done wonders for some people.

ha ha ha ha ha hA ha owned! Shane --->

<---sixhundred

und1sputed · 07-02-2009, 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dwminnick

When you see a cop and start banging on your head

lolz for sho

MotoGiya · 07-02-2009, 04:54 PM

when you're riding to a stunt spot and a guy on a cruiser pulls by you at a light and says ' Hey!!!!!! HEY!!!!! YOU HAVE A FLAT!!'

That's when you respond and say ' thank you captain obvious.'

YSRRider · 07-02-2009, 05:06 PM

OK, I got one! Its not cheating if.... you spread peanut butter on your balls and let your dog lick it off....... Cuz its YOUR dog!!!!!

NASTYNATE3E · 07-02-2009, 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by YSRRider

OK, I got one! Its not cheating if.... you spread peanut butter on your balls and let your dog lick it off....... Cuz its YOUR dog!!!!!

FAIL!

2000zx7r · 07-02-2009, 06:29 PM

if when people look at your bike and say what happened and ask if you are remodeling it (and they have a stupid ass smirk when they ask you)

$$$$DINO$$$$ · 07-02-2009, 06:41 PM

cops keep asking me why i got a wrecked bike...u get a lot of stupid questions when your the only stunt rider in your city

deanknight636 · 07-02-2009, 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by $$$$DINO$$$$

cops keep asking me why i got a wrecked bike...u get a lot of stupid questions when your the only stunt rider in your city

i get that question every time i cross the border

OC DeBo · 07-03-2009, 10:29 AM

.......when you go onto other factory forums (fireblades.org, gixxer, ETC) and ask guys sellin used chains if they have all the original links so itll fit your +20 sproket

ShaneGSXR21 · 07-03-2009, 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by $$$$dino$$$$

cops keep asking me why i got a wrecked bike...u get a lot of stupid questions when your the only stunt rider in your city

+12347612348762087362085935698476

lgl172 · 07-03-2009, 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by katana1100

you're might be a stunter if you fall...

.....

you wake up and continue stunting...

Oh shit! Looks like he was doing a suspensions at a BDSM show and getting whipped at the same time!

Sheldon · 07-03-2009, 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SCOTT_Chychul

U need a 4 piston caliper so save your sorry ass.. HAAA

Quote:

Originally Posted by $$$$DINO$$$$

u get a lot of stupid questions when your the only stunt rider in your city

word to both

OLAYtheRUSSIAN · 07-11-2009, 11:54 AM

if all the vins on all your parts are different

Sicc0 · 07-11-2009, 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lgl172

oh shit! Looks like he was doing a suspensions at a bdsm show and getting whipped at the same time!

Sicc0 · 07-11-2009, 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by YSRRider

OK, I got one! Its not cheating if.... you spread peanut butter on your balls and let your dog lick it off....... Cuz its YOUR dog!!!!!

WTF

excessa · 07-11-2009, 12:15 PM

if you stay up all night before a big comp swapping out a blown motor for the guy who has the best chance of beating you.

mobstyle · 07-11-2009, 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kevmo7

you ride to the spot telling yourself not to wheelie, then you come up beside a car load of hotties and the inner stunter just cant stop the urge

was helping my cousin move to a new town an kept thinking, 'be good, u don't know the cops here' but i just had to stop at a red light an right next to me is a new mustang with 3 blondes. i felt the tingle an out popped a spreader. i just love the look of OMG is he really doing that!?

Ghost69 · 07-11-2009, 12:56 PM

very simple...when u dream about stunting..PERIOD

07-02-2009, 04:21 PM	#362
und1sputed Registered User Join Date: May 2009 Location: San Diego , CA , United States Bike: 2001 yamaha r1 Gender: Male Posts: 14	Re: you might be a stunter if........... ... people constantly ask you "what happend to your motorcycle" . lolz ive heard it like 50 times

07-02-2009, 04:54 PM	#365
MotoGiya Registered User Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Newark, Delaware Bike: 2003 F4i Gender: Male Posts: 81	Re: you might be a stunter if........... when you're riding to a stunt spot and a guy on a cruiser pulls by you at a light and says ' Hey!!!!!! HEY!!!!! YOU HAVE A FLAT!!' That's when you respond and say ' thank you captain obvious.'

07-02-2009, 05:06 PM	#366
YSRRider I Chose to No Longer Post Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Ingleside, IL Bike: Stock05's MOM Gender: Male Posts: 2,140	Re: you might be a stunter if........... OK, I got one! Its not cheating if.... you spread peanut butter on your balls and let your dog lick it off....... Cuz its YOUR dog!!!!!

07-02-2009, 06:29 PM	#368
2000zx7r Registered User Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: pensacola, florida, united states Bike: 2000 zx7r Gender: Male Posts: 17	Re: you might be a stunter if........... if when people look at your bike and say what happened and ask if you are remodeling it (and they have a stupid ass smirk when they ask you)

07-02-2009, 06:41 PM	#369
$$$$DINO$$$$ Registered User Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: 17013,PA,us Age: 19 Bike: 954 Gender: Male Posts: 3,055	Re: you might be a stunter if........... cops keep asking me why i got a wrecked bike...u get a lot of stupid questions when your the only stunt rider in your city

07-03-2009, 10:29 AM	#371
OC DeBo Registered User Join Date: May 2009 Location: El Paso TX/Rockville MD Age: 21 Bike: 01 Furrr4i, 08 One Triple Oh RR Gender: Male Posts: 313	Re: you might be a stunter if........... .......when you go onto other factory forums (fireblades.org, gixxer, ETC) and ask guys sellin used chains if they have all the original links so itll fit your +20 sproket

07-11-2009, 11:54 AM	#375
OLAYtheRUSSIAN Registered User Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Piece Up Arch Down Mutherfucker!! Bike: 03 636 Gender: Male Posts: 46	Re: you might be a stunter if........... if all the vins on all your parts are different

07-11-2009, 12:15 PM	#378
excessa Registered User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: BFE, MD Age: 40 Bike: YZ 250 Gender: Female Posts: 3,965	Re: you might be a stunter if........... if you stay up all night before a big comp swapping out a blown motor for the guy who has the best chance of beating you. __________________ time is the greatest teacher, too bad it kills all it's students

07-11-2009, 12:56 PM	#380
Ghost69 broke * mother**a Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: raleigh, nc, usa Bike: 06 600 gsxr Gender: Male Posts: 300	Re: you might be a stunter if........... very simple...when u dream about stunting..PERIOD