you might be a stunter if........... - Page 11

crashrob · 06-26-2009, 09:32 PM

1 If your friends add the word “crash” in front of your name

2 If tapping the top of your helmet with your hand becomes routine

3 If you find yourself texting your friends on the side of the road either bragging or bitching while pulled over

4 If you find yourself coaching the new guy where all the “cop spots” are

5 If you find yourself wishing that they would add stunting to the x-games

6 If you keep duct tape and zip ties in your back seat

7 If people tell you that your rear tire is flat

8 If you drop your bike on its side (cage) on purpose in front of a bar, just to see peoples reactions

9 If you have extra bolts when its put back together

10 If you defend you’re your bikes road rash by saying “it adds character”

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49ccto88cc · 06-26-2009, 10:06 PM

people tell you your bike is misfiring get a tune up when its just the rev limiter!!!

Sheldon · 06-26-2009, 10:22 PM

you might be a stunter if you have a friend follow you to ur spot in his car with a camera AND a toolbox

Sicc0 · 06-26-2009, 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by YSRRider

....if you are so hard up to get parts you trust a guy named BIG R to send you your shit.

FUCK YOU BIG R!

damn u really hate this dude..... i dont blame u....

Endotransit · 06-26-2009, 10:43 PM

U take any and all zip ties from a job site.
Ur tool box has a drawer just for zip ties.
The ignition lays next to your frame or in your airbox.
u put ur used bike oil in your car for oil changes (3000 miles on honda GN4 in the bike means another 6000 in the car)

Ninja Girly · 06-26-2009, 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Endotransit

U take any and all zip ties from a job site.
Ur tool box has a drawer just for zip ties.
The ignition lays next to your frame or in your airbox.
u put ur used bike oil in your car for oil changes (3000 miles on honda GN4 in the bike means another 6000 in the car)

Now that's hard core!

Cream Cheese · 06-26-2009, 10:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Endotransit

u put ur used bike oil in your car for oil changes (3000 miles on honda GN4 in the bike means another 6000 in the car)

been there done that!

Cream Cheese · 06-26-2009, 10:56 PM

ninja u didnt reply to my message????

six hundred · 06-27-2009, 12:48 AM

if you chose 600's instead of liter bikes

blee · 06-27-2009, 12:58 AM

If your girlfriend keeps bitchin everytime you grab her titties cause you got so many caluses(spelling?) on your hands

Sick.Nate · 06-27-2009, 01:44 AM

If you hate on everyone in the game and only care about yourself....

Oh snap!!! Low blow!! lol

Austin913 · 06-27-2009, 02:01 AM

when you lose sleep over having to wait to buy a bike due to having to wait a week to be able to travel to pick it up. especially when it's a steal of a deal. add to that, the last steal of a deal that was previously negotiated got sold from underneath you.

Ninja Girly · 06-27-2009, 02:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cream Cheese

ninja u didnt reply to my message????

And what you want me to say? I'm not gonna fuck you dude! I'll never be your bitch but I'd love to make you my new bitch. Whatcha think about that?

montijo_420 · 06-27-2009, 02:27 AM

if your idea of a romantic date is a litt up lott and 3 items from micky dees value menu

jerz4sures · 06-27-2009, 02:32 AM

you try to slow down ur truck with your brake finger

Mack-A-Billy · 06-27-2009, 05:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by killswitch12283

you permanently rock the shocker.............not by choice

only I rock that shit sonnn....

Lil'Fiddy-Girl · 06-27-2009, 08:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by montijo_420

if your idea of a romantic date is a litt up lott and 3 items from micky dees value menu

hahaha love it and would fall for it!!

"...........when you lay your bike down it means to park it"

JOHN J · 06-27-2009, 08:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ninja Girly

And what you want me to say? I'm not gonna fuck you dude! I'll never be your bitch but I'd love to make you my new bitch. Whatcha think about that?

i think you need to be everyones bitch

whatcha think about that

your a feeble attempt of a groupie

montijo_420 · 06-27-2009, 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JOHN J

i think you need to be everyones bitch

whatcha think about that

your a feeble attempt of a groupie

brokenstunter · 06-27-2009, 10:42 AM

might be stunter if, you can change a tire quicker then the local bike shop
in the dirt at that

06-26-2009, 10:06 PM	#202
49ccto88cc Registered User Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: brooklyn OH. U.S.A. Bike: 900RR Z-50 CT-90 Gender: Male Posts: 45	Re: you might be a stunter if........... people tell you your bike is misfiring get a tune up when its just the rev limiter!!!

06-26-2009, 10:22 PM	#203
Sheldon Registered User Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Rochester Hills, MI Age: 22 Bike: 2007 GSXR Gender: Male Posts: 358	Re: you might be a stunter if........... you might be a stunter if you have a friend follow you to ur spot in his car with a camera AND a toolbox

06-26-2009, 10:43 PM	#205
Endotransit Registered User Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Madison, WI, USA Bike: 01 929, 01 F4I, fiddy Gender: Male Posts: 369	Re: you might be a stunter if........... U take any and all zip ties from a job site. Ur tool box has a drawer just for zip ties. The ignition lays next to your frame or in your airbox. u put ur used bike oil in your car for oil changes (3000 miles on honda GN4 in the bike means another 6000 in the car)

06-26-2009, 10:56 PM	#208
Cream Cheese Xtreme Fury Stunter Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: arcadia, florida, usa Age: 24 Bike: 636 Bagel Bites Gender: Male Posts: 3,173	Re: you might be a stunter if........... ninja u didnt reply to my message???? __________________ www.myspace.com/bigblock69 www.FJMotorsports.com www.StuntJuice.com www.moto-heaven.com

06-27-2009, 12:48 AM	#209
six hundred Registered User Join Date: May 2009 Location: mass Bike: scuba steve Gender: Male Posts: 217	Re: you might be a stunter if........... if you chose 600's instead of liter bikes

06-27-2009, 12:58 AM	#210
blee Incredible shrinking man Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: South Central Chesterfield,Michigan Age: 32 Bike: 2001 F4i,2003 r1, 04 600rr,2003 gsxr 600, 2003 roadstar warrior,04 zx10r,01 yz250,yz450f,yz250f, Gender: Male Posts: 986	Re: you might be a stunter if........... If your girlfriend keeps bitchin everytime you grab her titties cause you got so many caluses(spelling?) on your hands

06-27-2009, 01:44 AM	#211
Sick.Nate M@SS MAYHEM Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Mayhem County, MA Age: 23 Bike: Chicks Dirty Chicks Gender: Male Posts: 3,148	Re: you might be a stunter if........... If you hate on everyone in the game and only care about yourself.... Oh snap!!! Low blow!! lol __________________ "Hitting the streets Causing Mass Mayhem" Last edited by Sick.Nate; 06-27-2009 at 01:48 AM.

06-27-2009, 02:01 AM	#212
Austin913 shady since the 80's Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Kansas City Age: 32 Bike: '04 ZX6R, 02 f4i, Fit Series 2 Gender: Male Posts: 449	Re: you might be a stunter if........... when you lose sleep over having to wait to buy a bike due to having to wait a week to be able to travel to pick it up. especially when it's a steal of a deal. add to that, the last steal of a deal that was previously negotiated got sold from underneath you.

06-27-2009, 02:27 AM	#214
montijo_420 wheres your momma @ Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: cen cal 209 Age: 27 Bike: 01 gix six hundo Gender: Male Posts: 328	Re: you might be a stunter if........... if your idea of a romantic date is a litt up lott and 3 items from micky dees value menu

06-27-2009, 02:32 AM	#215
jerz4sures Registered User Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: myrtle Bike: 636 rweezy beta trials Gender: Male Posts: 79	Re: you might be a stunter if........... you try to slow down ur truck with your brake finger

06-27-2009, 10:42 AM	#220
brokenstunter Registered User Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Calgary,Alberta, Canada. Bike: 05,06 636 02 r1 Gender: Male Posts: 122	Re: you might be a stunter if........... might be stunter if, you can change a tire quicker then the local bike shop in the dirt at that __________________ [IMG]http://i594.photobucket.com/albums/tt24/brokenstunter/s678953209_2539130_305923.jpg[/IMG] Off Axis Stunting, Calgary ,Alberta, Canada