Biggest A-Hole Cop Stories - Page 3 - Stunt Discussion

SON DOOBY · 02-19-2008, 07:15 PM

I got one that made me want to KILL!.

So im at the gas station pouring gas..( off my bike) helmet off... just chillin...Motherfucken CHP biker pulls in and lights me up (as im pouring gas) got a ticket for no mirrors. no plate, no reflectors. modified brake light, and modified exaust. POS even threatened to tow my bike away... at the time i was pissed as fucked.. and giving the guy some lip, but now that i think about i dont think he could of done shit cause i was at a fucken gas station parked.

the best part was i told him my 12 bar was a rear bumper.. and the guy was like "thats a good idea"

FTP:YEAH

vasponger · 02-19-2008, 07:40 PM

Well they got to catch me first.. I have no license , no insurance , JUST a license plate. I have been pulled in my civics before for going 4 over the speed limit, my headlights where "illegal" when they are just jdm head lights.. Street racing, 87 in a 25, 52 in a 25, two general wreckless , few no stoppin at stop signs , exaust, suspension, a 61 in a 55, improper lane change when i passed someone on the shoulder of the interstate which i thought was wreckless haha.

krazykarl · 02-19-2008, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by SON DOOBY

the best part was i told him my 12 bar was a rear bumper.. and the guy was like "thats a good idea"

FTP:YEAH

I almost fell of my computer chair laughing when I read that! I got a picture in my head now of this fat ass cop getting a "rear bumper" for his Harley or trying to get the department to get some for the cop bikes!
OutF'nStanding

I bow to your smarta$$ skills

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Originally Posted by Crose

Thanks for putting me into a ragefest because of those videos.
and to think people wonder why nobody likes cops.

I threw those up there cause some people have never had bad experiences with cops and I didn't wanna Seem like I just hate cops cause I am a streetbike riding bandito! I have done some dumb stuff but A lot of it is really funny and the cops could have at least talked to me like I was a person. And I always start with Sir n' stuff till they push my buttons with their asumptive questions and holier than tho attitude...

$$$$DINO$$$$ · 02-19-2008, 08:00 PM

they always say they are taking it eazy on me but i always get tickets..

wonderbread · 02-19-2008, 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by krazykarl

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yT5BG...eature=related

This girl rocks! Stuck it to the man. As a normal paying customer I dont get to go behind the counter and assult an employee, Did you see Officer Farva was cleared of all charges too?!? WTF I bet that same cocksucker is still rolling a black and white.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gnibt...eature=related
here is more to piss you off.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6BsZ...eature=related

Damn! US cops are crazy. Reminds me of when i got stopped on the border for three hours, had all my shit checked out and got fingerprinted, all for going in the wrong lane. Then my little bro got a gun pulled on him by some fatass customs agent when he tried to get his gameboy.

AzN~BoI_585 · 02-19-2008, 09:26 PM

cars or bikes...always a favorite with the cops lol seriously dude some cops take it too far...they seem to like to have u put ur hands on the hood of their car when its been running for half a day in 98 degrees fun stuff...always put the cuffs on 2 clicks too tight...when there was no reason for u to be in cuffs to begin with...hit ur head on the car when they sit ya in it...all that good stuff...anyways fuck it...you didnt do anything wrong unless they catch ya.

krazykarl · 02-19-2008, 10:29 PM

this 13 yo kid sums it all up!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCgO6oxNlu4

FTP:YEAH

Plottin4Success · 02-19-2008, 11:09 PM

^^^^^That was the most fuckin hilarious thing Ive seen in a long time!!!!!!!!!!!!! Your the man.

50Outlaw · 02-19-2008, 11:24 PM

the max vids are fuckin hilarious

krazykarl · 02-21-2008, 11:26 PM

jsut got off another fun 10 hour shift of community service from my last encounter with the "MAN". If I got to scrub another toilet I swear Im gonna.......

yep all that shit.

OverRatedRiderz · 02-21-2008, 11:40 PM

lol hahaha that was jokessss

R-Benji · 02-22-2008, 04:30 AM

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Originally Posted by krazykarl

"my Friend Jonh finklegruber was running from the cops after he robbed a bank!"

dont fuckin say that..i helped him. now im going to prison

lmao...

ummm i did a wheelie on a bandit 1200. and the cop put me in handcuffs cuz i pushed him while he was searching me. then as i was in the back of the cop car about 100 cars drove by cuz they were all goin to a street race. then when they were on the way back i said " i wonder who won " lmao

same cop got me the weekend after and said "hey ryan. im beginning to know you by first name, and thats not good"

i have lots of other stories too

DURTY · 02-22-2008, 06:32 AM

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/206299

Plottin4Success · 02-22-2008, 06:59 AM

^^^^ That happened in Shreveport, Louisiana.

It is very possible that she did fall. Look at how symmetrical the bruising on her face is. It looks like she fell and hit her nose. If she would have been beaten, the bruising would be more random.

DURTY · 02-22-2008, 07:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Plottin4Success

^^^^ That happened in Shreveport, Louisiana.

It is very possible that she did fall. Look at how symmetrical the bruising on her face is. It looks like she fell and hit her nose. If she would have been beaten, the bruising would be more random.

cop lost his job.......

Plottin4Success · 02-22-2008, 08:47 AM

^^^^ True. The only thing that makes me suspect foul play is him turning off the camera, and then turning it back and her laying in a pool of blood. Another thing that makes me think she could have fallen, is all the blood is one spot. I know if I were handcuffed and being beaten by someone, I wouldnt lay still in the same place and let them have at me.

R-Benji · 02-22-2008, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by wonderbread

Damn! US cops are crazy. Reminds me of when i got stopped on the border for three hours, had all my shit checked out and got fingerprinted, all for going in the wrong lane. Then my little bro got a gun pulled on him by some fatass customs agent when he tried to get his gameboy.

HAHA WOW i was looking for my last post and thought this was me. and someone was fuckin with me! the site owner on www.315riders.com calls me wonderbread

illegal_skillz · 02-22-2008, 03:48 PM

Karl, leave it up to you to start an ahole cop thread. lol. You still doing CS? How much more you got? That sucks. Anyway, see ya in a couple weeks bro.

wonderbread · 02-22-2008, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by R1Wonder

HAHA WOW i was looking for my last post and thought this was me. and someone was fuckin with me! the site owner on www.315riders.com calls me wonderbread

lol my long lost twin brother, how you been?

cashtown · 02-22-2008, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by S.I.T

Alright, get ready for this. Sorta Long:

Well, me and a couple of my buddies went down to corpus to ride

Lesson learned here: Dont get busted!!!!! Hahahahahahahahaha.......

funny shit. always wanted to hear that story

you got the fifties back huh?

View Poll Results: how often do you get pulled over?
seems like everytime I ride man?!?	12	4.24%
When I am being stupid.	22	7.77%
3 or more times a month at least during the season.	15	5.30%
1-2 times a month?	11	3.89%
Couple times a season?	45	15.90%
I fly under the radar, almost never?	79	27.92%
Got to catch me first...	99	34.98%
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02-19-2008, 07:15 PM	#41
SON DOOBY Registered User Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Riverside California Age: Bike: everything Gender: Male Posts: 338	Re: Biggest A-Hole Cop Stories I got one that made me want to KILL!. So im at the gas station pouring gas..( off my bike) helmet off... just chillin...Motherfucken CHP biker pulls in and lights me up (as im pouring gas) got a ticket for no mirrors. no plate, no reflectors. modified brake light, and modified exaust. POS even threatened to tow my bike away... at the time i was pissed as fucked.. and giving the guy some lip, but now that i think about i dont think he could of done shit cause i was at a fucken gas station parked. the best part was i told him my 12 bar was a rear bumper.. and the guy was like "thats a good idea" FTP:YEAH

02-19-2008, 07:40 PM	#42
vasponger Registered User Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: hopewell,va / Jamaica Age: 21 Bike: 96 zx6r/ 02 gsxr 600 Gender: Male Posts: 230	Re: Biggest A-Hole Cop Stories Well they got to catch me first.. I have no license , no insurance , JUST a license plate. I have been pulled in my civics before for going 4 over the speed limit, my headlights where "illegal" when they are just jdm head lights.. Street racing, 87 in a 25, 52 in a 25, two general wreckless , few no stoppin at stop signs , exaust, suspension, a 61 in a 55, improper lane change when i passed someone on the shoulder of the interstate which i thought was wreckless haha.

02-19-2008, 08:00 PM	#44
$$$$DINO$$$$ Registered User Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: 17013,PA,usa---------www.myspace.com/screamingbike Age: 18 Bike: 02 600 gixxer--- Gender: Male Posts: 2,033	Re: Biggest A-Hole Cop Stories they always say they are taking it eazy on me but i always get tickets..

02-19-2008, 09:26 PM	#46
AzN~BoI_585 Registered User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Upstate NY Age: 23 Bike: 05' 636 freshy Gender: Male Posts: 1,490	Re: Biggest A-Hole Cop Stories cars or bikes...always a favorite with the cops lol seriously dude some cops take it too far...they seem to like to have u put ur hands on the hood of their car when its been running for half a day in 98 degrees fun stuff...always put the cuffs on 2 clicks too tight...when there was no reason for u to be in cuffs to begin with...hit ur head on the car when they sit ya in it...all that good stuff...anyways fuck it...you didnt do anything wrong unless they catch ya. Last edited by AzN~BoI_585 : 02-19-2008 at 09:29 PM.

02-19-2008, 10:29 PM	#47
krazykarl Registered User Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: were not in Kansas anymore Toto..Put your helmet on! Age: 25 Bike: 03 CBR954, 03 CBR600 and the newest member to the family 02 F4i. Gender: Male Posts: 85	Re: Biggest A-Hole Cop Stories this 13 yo kid sums it all up! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCgO6oxNlu4 FTP:YEAH

02-19-2008, 11:09 PM	#48
Plottin4Success Registered User Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: The middle of nowhere, Louisiana Age: Bike: Lookin... Gender: Male Posts: 296	Re: Biggest A-Hole Cop Stories ^^^^^That was the most fuckin hilarious thing Ive seen in a long time!!!!!!!!!!!!! Your the man.

02-19-2008, 11:24 PM	#49
50Outlaw da fiddy bitches!!! Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Austin, Tx Age: 23 Bike: '03 6durty6 Gender: Male Posts: 12,998	Re: Biggest A-Hole Cop Stories the max vids are fuckin hilarious

02-21-2008, 11:26 PM	#50
krazykarl Registered User Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: were not in Kansas anymore Toto..Put your helmet on! Age: 25 Bike: 03 CBR954, 03 CBR600 and the newest member to the family 02 F4i. Gender: Male Posts: 85	Re: Biggest A-Hole Cop Stories jsut got off another fun 10 hour shift of community service from my last encounter with the "MAN". If I got to scrub another toilet I swear Im gonna....... yep all that shit.

02-21-2008, 11:40 PM	#51
OverRatedRiderz Registered User Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Orangeville Ontario Age: 19 Bike: 02 f4i, 05 Crf 150 Gender: Male Posts: 630	Re: Biggest A-Hole Cop Stories lol hahaha that was jokessss

02-22-2008, 06:32 AM	#53
DURTY STUNTING IS FOR LOSER's Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: ♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀ Age: Bike: six3six Gender: Male Posts: 6,759	Re: Biggest A-Hole Cop Stories http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/206299

02-22-2008, 06:59 AM	#54
Plottin4Success Registered User Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: The middle of nowhere, Louisiana Age: Bike: Lookin... Gender: Male Posts: 296	Re: Biggest A-Hole Cop Stories ^^^^ That happened in Shreveport, Louisiana. It is very possible that she did fall. Look at how symmetrical the bruising on her face is. It looks like she fell and hit her nose. If she would have been beaten, the bruising would be more random.

02-22-2008, 08:47 AM	#56
Plottin4Success Registered User Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: The middle of nowhere, Louisiana Age: Bike: Lookin... Gender: Male Posts: 296	Re: Biggest A-Hole Cop Stories ^^^^ True. The only thing that makes me suspect foul play is him turning off the camera, and then turning it back and her laying in a pool of blood. Another thing that makes me think she could have fallen, is all the blood is one spot. I know if I were handcuffed and being beaten by someone, I wouldnt lay still in the same place and let them have at me.

02-22-2008, 03:48 PM	#58
illegal_skillz Registered User Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: KCMO Area Age: 26 Bike: 02 Honda F4i Gender: Male Posts: 1,178	Re: Biggest A-Hole Cop Stories Karl, leave it up to you to start an ahole cop thread. lol. You still doing CS? How much more you got? That sucks. Anyway, see ya in a couple weeks bro.