Favorite Squid Quotes

10-02-2007, 11:21 PM

I know alot of things I will say will be posted up probably but you go for a street ride and notice some bikers.... of course you stop to talk, what are some of the stupidest things you've heard?

I just heard some of the best tonight...

"Only beginners ride 600ccs cause they can't handle the power of a 1000"

"Only posers clutch it up, Real men power it up... Takes alot more skill to know just how much throttle to give it and it's so much safer"

"Are you stupid? You can't SWITCH lanes in a wheelie!"

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burnfreestyle · 10-02-2007, 11:33 PM

you must be really bored

50Outlaw · 10-02-2007, 11:38 PM

"i can do that, i just dont feel like it"

10-02-2007, 11:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by burnfreestyle

you must be really bored

had some prick on an 03 R1 trying to say he can wheelie for like six miles in 2nd powering it up riding it out to 140 and all this shit then getting so pissed he tried to throw a punch at me.hahaa

BrianMM717 · 10-02-2007, 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 50Outlaw

"i can do that, i just dont feel like it"

imafrogg420 · 10-02-2007, 11:49 PM

"I can wheelie my gsxr thousand with out a clutch"......he crashed about an hour after he said that... lol

"When you can hang with riding wheelie up to 150 mph then come talk"

alsdjaskdj some people get soooo annoying aljdlaksjdlskj

Herb · 10-02-2007, 11:53 PM

"Ohh you ride a bike." "You see I could never own a bike, I'm just too crazy. I'd be doing all kinds of stunts"

stock05 · 10-02-2007, 11:53 PM

3 of my favs:

"ZEEENNN!!!!111!!!"

"KELM MUTHERFUCKERS"

and the oh so famous

"i cant stop this thing from bucking"

-mexican mayhem

50Outlaw · 10-02-2007, 11:54 PM

"i cant stunt or take corners, but i bet i can beat you in a drag race!"

stock05 · 10-02-2007, 11:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Herb

"Ohh you ride a bike." "You see I could never own a bike, I'm just too crazy. I'd be doing all kinds of stunts"

i used to say that then i said fuckit live for today not tomorrow

-mexican mayhem

imafrogg420 · 10-03-2007, 12:00 AM

"I could do that if my bike had gearing"

BrianMM717 · 10-03-2007, 12:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by imafrogg420

"I can wheelie my gsxr thousand with out a clutch"......he crashed about an hour after he said that... lol

"When you can hang with riding wheelie up to 150 mph then come talk"

alsdjaskdj some people get soooo annoying aljdlaksjdlskj

"MAN! I'LL RIDE ONE AT 180!!!!! THAT AIN'T NUTTIN"

FAhq · 10-03-2007, 12:03 AM

someone asked a friend of mine why he had 2 clutch levers on his bike.....that got a round of laughs.

FAhq · 10-03-2007, 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by imafrogg420

"I could do that if my bike had gearing"

oh gawd. I hear that all the time. "sure they can ride circle wheelies, i could too if i had a big ol sprocket on the back"

ReSpECT · 10-03-2007, 12:14 AM

"Its too damn hot to be wearing gear"

An hour later the road rash on his skin was burning up more than he would have in a leather jacket.....=-)

-Fox- · 10-03-2007, 12:18 AM

"So i was ridin today and im doin a wheelie. and a car pulls out so i go to swerve and somehow i did a circle"

FAhq · 10-03-2007, 12:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReSpECT

"Its too damn hot to be wearing gear"

An hour later the road rash on his skin was burning up more than he would have in a leather jacket.....=-)

sweat wipes off...road rash doesn't.

back to the squid comments

"my 2001 R6 won't wheelie, it just wont" until he saw someone else wheelie it for him, then he stopped coming around.

Scott- · 10-03-2007, 12:26 AM

how do i clutch it up in sixth gear

Scott- · 10-03-2007, 12:26 AM

whats the best stunt bike

Spyder02r1 · 10-03-2007, 12:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by -Fox-

"So i was ridin today and im doin a wheelie. and a car pulls out so i go to swerve and somehow i did a circle"

omg thats funny

10-02-2007, 11:33 PM	#2
burnfreestyle Registered User Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Pensacola, FL Age: 26 Bike: 03 f4i Gender: Male Posts: 788	Re: Favorite Squid Quotes you must be really bored

10-02-2007, 11:38 PM	#3
50Outlaw da fiddy bitches!!! Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Austin, Tx Age: 24 Bike: '03 6durty6 Gender: Male Posts: 15,768	Re: Favorite Squid Quotes "i can do that, i just dont feel like it"

10-02-2007, 11:49 PM	#6
imafrogg420 Jim CrashoBazzi Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Downers Grove, IL Age: 22 Bike: '07 Yamaha R6 ,'05 gsxr 600 LE,TRX 400 EX, Gender: Male Posts: 2,486	Re: Favorite Squid Quotes "I can wheelie my gsxr thousand with out a clutch"......he crashed about an hour after he said that... lol "When you can hang with riding wheelie up to 150 mph then come talk" alsdjaskdj some people get soooo annoying aljdlaksjdlskj

10-02-2007, 11:53 PM	#7
Herb Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Stratford,CT Age: 30 Bike: 05 636 06 1000RR Gender: Male Posts: 749	Re: Favorite Squid Quotes "Ohh you ride a bike." "You see I could never own a bike, I'm just too crazy. I'd be doing all kinds of stunts"

10-02-2007, 11:53 PM	#8
stock05 What happened to my blox? Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: THE LEFT COAST Age: 26 Bike: 2008 VAVO VNM64T Gender: Male Posts: 13,450	Re: Favorite Squid Quotes 3 of my favs: "ZEEENNN!!!!111!!!" "KELM MUTHERFUCKERS" and the oh so famous "i cant stop this thing from bucking" -mexican mayhem

10-02-2007, 11:54 PM	#9
50Outlaw da fiddy bitches!!! Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Austin, Tx Age: 24 Bike: '03 6durty6 Gender: Male Posts: 15,768	Re: Favorite Squid Quotes "i cant stunt or take corners, but i bet i can beat you in a drag race!"

10-03-2007, 12:00 AM	#11
imafrogg420 Jim CrashoBazzi Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Downers Grove, IL Age: 22 Bike: '07 Yamaha R6 ,'05 gsxr 600 LE,TRX 400 EX, Gender: Male Posts: 2,486	Re: Favorite Squid Quotes "I could do that if my bike had gearing"

10-03-2007, 12:03 AM	#13
FAhq retired postwhore Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: North Kansas City, MO Age: 31 Bike: '06 636 Gender: Male Posts: 1,129	Re: Favorite Squid Quotes someone asked a friend of mine why he had 2 clutch levers on his bike.....that got a round of laughs.

10-03-2007, 12:14 AM	#15
ReSpECT Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Baton Rouge, La Bike: F4i, 929, 954, X12 50cc, X18 110cc, 2008 SSR 110cc, 2006 crf50, 2003 6dirty6, 2003 xr50, 2006 YZ450F Gender: Male Posts: 1,041	Re: Favorite Squid Quotes "Its too damn hot to be wearing gear" An hour later the road rash on his skin was burning up more than he would have in a leather jacket.....=-)

10-03-2007, 12:18 AM	#16
-Fox- Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Vegas Bike: '02 GSXR 1, 05 GSXR 6 Stunt Bike, 06 DRZ400 SM Gender: Male Posts: 55	Re: Favorite Squid Quotes "So i was ridin today and im doin a wheelie. and a car pulls out so i go to swerve and somehow i did a circle"

10-03-2007, 12:26 AM	#18
Scott- Registered User Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Apple Valley CA Age: 29 Bike: minty 05 gsxr6 for sale 11000 miles or trade for clean f4i or 03-04 636 Gender: Male Posts: 4,913	Re: Favorite Squid Quotes how do i clutch it up in sixth gear

10-03-2007, 12:26 AM	#19
Scott- Registered User Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Apple Valley CA Age: 29 Bike: minty 05 gsxr6 for sale 11000 miles or trade for clean f4i or 03-04 636 Gender: Male Posts: 4,913	Re: Favorite Squid Quotes whats the best stunt bike