Favorite Squid Quotes - Page 3

Kolat · 10-03-2007, 02:17 AM

"I did'nt know those little 600's could wheelie" After he powered up a little sit down on his gixxer 1000.

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stick1300 · 10-03-2007, 02:18 AM

I met possibly the biggest squid ever at a local hangout last saturday. Here are some of the better ones (word for word):
"Yeah, my FZ6 tops out at exactly 170"
"Sometimes I dump my clutch too fast leaving stop lights and stand the bike straight up."
"I have a helmet, but I never wear it because when I turn my head, it doesn't turn with me, it just stays facing straight and I can't see."
"I beat a R1 in the quarter. It was a sorry excuse for a bike, especially a 1000"
(After asking about the rash down the entire left side of his bike) "Yeah, I dropped it in wet grass, but was only doing about 5mph so it didn't mess it up that bad."

imafrogg420 · 10-03-2007, 02:22 AM

gotta love this thread nuttin like squid talk to brighten your day

I cant believe we havnt had this one posted yet

" you better be carefull when your front wheel stops spinning your guna crash cus it throws off the gyroscoptics of the bike"

CarpeDiem · 10-03-2007, 02:30 AM

I have a good one from someone that posted in my local forum this week.

what do u think?

imafrogg420 · 10-03-2007, 02:33 AM

im speechless and so will be that poor girls family when they hear how she died....

CarpeDiem · 10-03-2007, 02:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by imafrogg420

im speechless and so will be that poor girls family when they hear how she died....

We let this guy have it so hardcore with some SL style hate (and some more rational thought out posts) to try and change his ways.

rippedbx · 10-03-2007, 02:42 AM

Says my 6'5" roomate with an '07 minty R1- "I'd stunt my bike out, but my bike has way too much power to stunt. Plus my center of gravity is too high."

ninjajoe07 · 10-03-2007, 02:47 AM

the fz6 is garbage. my buddy has one and it tops at like maybe 150 lol. and he thinks since its naked that its a sweet stunt bike.

Trachito · 10-03-2007, 02:48 AM

"you cant clutch up a 1000. its got too much power."

MXRACERX43 · 10-03-2007, 02:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CarpeDiem

I have a good one from someone that posted in my local forum this week.

what do u think?

Holy shit tell me thats a joke!

CarpeDiem · 10-03-2007, 02:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MXRACERX43

Holy shit tell me thats a joke!

I wish I could

.......

He is dead serious.

villa76 · 10-03-2007, 03:00 AM

Dudes that dont even know what a footbrake is and say "I'm gettin a handbrake its so much easier"

thehate. · 10-03-2007, 03:12 AM

"stunting is gay!.. drag racing is were it's at!"

best one i've heard!.......................

MXRACERX43 · 10-03-2007, 03:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CarpeDiem

I wish I could

.......

He is dead serious.

Even though he said the chick has big balls... somone should kick him in the fucking balls before he hurts the poor hemaphrodite. Where the fuck do these people come from. Hurting yourself is one thing but putting someone elses life in danger. Especially if you are that big of a douche.

Kolat · 10-03-2007, 03:19 AM

"hi guys my name is kelm and I have a sweet ninja 250 that I stunt"

old but timeless

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MXRACERX43 · 10-03-2007, 03:24 AM

The famous 600's are for pussies.

stick1300 · 10-03-2007, 03:29 AM

I was talking to a guy that lives in the same dorm as me and he was talking big about how he's apparently a superstar in the corners and I told him that I respected knee draggers, but I thought stunting was where it was at and he goes, "Yeah, I used to stunt the hell out of my bike, had a cage and everything, but I went back to stock lately." Somehow the bike he "stunted" is still mint. Maybe he's a superstar at stunting too.

MXRACERX43 · 10-03-2007, 03:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stick1300

I was talking to a guy that lives in the same dorm as me and he was talking big about how he's apparently a superstar in the corners and I told him that I respected knee draggers, but I thought stunting was where it was at and he goes, "Yeah, I used to stunt the hell out of my bike, had a cage and everything, but I went back to stock lately." Somehow the bike he "stunted" is still mint. Maybe he's a superstar at stunting too.

Yeah I have met a few of those guys at the shop where I work. After a few min. into what was supposed to be a long day of riding I t seems like they are super stars on the straight leading into turns and then become super star early brakers.

Then they become super star excuse makers, "Oh I forgot I have a flounder in the Oven, I need to go home and check on it. Maybe I will ride with you guys againsometime ." Never ask to ride with us again.

racedout · 10-03-2007, 04:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rippedbx

Says my 6'5" roomate with an '07 minty R1- "I'd stunt my bike out, but my bike has way too much power to stunt. Plus my center of gravity is too high."

hahahaa i have an 07 r1, and i stunt the hell out of it ;P

wheeliekid · 10-03-2007, 04:21 AM

"Clutching is for pussies"

Overheard that a few weeks ago at a car show.

10-03-2007, 02:18 AM	#42
stick1300 Squid Supreme Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Hot Springs, Arkansas Age: 20 Bike: 01 F4i, 05 CRF 50 Gender: Male Posts: 1,415	Re: Favorite Squid Quotes I met possibly the biggest squid ever at a local hangout last saturday. Here are some of the better ones (word for word): "Yeah, my FZ6 tops out at exactly 170" "Sometimes I dump my clutch too fast leaving stop lights and stand the bike straight up." "I have a helmet, but I never wear it because when I turn my head, it doesn't turn with me, it just stays facing straight and I can't see." "I beat a R1 in the quarter. It was a sorry excuse for a bike, especially a 1000" (After asking about the rash down the entire left side of his bike) "Yeah, I dropped it in wet grass, but was only doing about 5mph so it didn't mess it up that bad."

10-03-2007, 02:22 AM	#43
imafrogg420 Jim CrashoBazzi Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Downers Grove, IL Age: 22 Bike: '07 Yamaha R6 ,'05 gsxr 600 LE,TRX 400 EX, Gender: Male Posts: 2,469	Re: Favorite Squid Quotes gotta love this thread nuttin like squid talk to brighten your day I cant believe we havnt had this one posted yet " you better be carefull when your front wheel stops spinning your guna crash cus it throws off the gyroscoptics of the bike"

10-03-2007, 02:30 AM	#44
CarpeDiem Registered User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Edmonton, Canada Age: 24 Bike: gixxer 600 Gender: Male Posts: 700	Re: Favorite Squid Quotes I have a good one from someone that posted in my local forum this week. what do u think? Last edited by CarpeDiem; 10-03-2007 at 02:45 AM.

10-03-2007, 02:33 AM	#45
imafrogg420 Jim CrashoBazzi Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Downers Grove, IL Age: 22 Bike: '07 Yamaha R6 ,'05 gsxr 600 LE,TRX 400 EX, Gender: Male Posts: 2,469	Re: Favorite Squid Quotes im speechless and so will be that poor girls family when they hear how she died....

10-03-2007, 02:42 AM	#47
rippedbx Registered User Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Provo, Ut Age: 26 Bike: f3, crf450, pw50 Gender: Male Posts: 69	Re: Favorite Squid Quotes Says my 6'5" roomate with an '07 minty R1- "I'd stunt my bike out, but my bike has way too much power to stunt. Plus my center of gravity is too high."

10-03-2007, 02:47 AM	#48
ninjajoe07 Registered User Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Dearborn hts/Trenton MI USA Age: 21 Bike: Minty 07 Kawi 6 Gender: Male Posts: 121	Re: Favorite Squid Quotes the fz6 is garbage. my buddy has one and it tops at like maybe 150 lol. and he thinks since its naked that its a sweet stunt bike.

10-03-2007, 02:48 AM	#49
Trachito 02 F4i for sale, $2,200 Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: up norf Bike: stunted 02 F4i for sale!!!!! asking $2,200 Gender: Male Posts: 19,353	Re: Favorite Squid Quotes "you cant clutch up a 1000. its got too much power."

10-03-2007, 03:00 AM	#52
villa76 #1 Stunna Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: That way Bike: zx14 Gender: Male Posts: 3,859	Re: Favorite Squid Quotes Dudes that dont even know what a footbrake is and say "I'm gettin a handbrake its so much easier"

10-03-2007, 03:12 AM	#53
thehate. Registered User Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Alaska Age: 9 Bike: Hond F4I , 04 ZX10 , 08 ZX10 Gender: Male Posts: 2,365	Re: Favorite Squid Quotes "stunting is gay!.. drag racing is were it's at!" best one i've heard!....................... __________________ ...Thad... Sponsors.... Snap-On Tools Scorpion EXO Helmets Hartley Honda Big Bobs Flooring Mat-SU Tattoo www.freestylesyndicate.com

10-03-2007, 03:19 AM	#55
Kolat Registered User Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Warshington Age: 27 Bike: f4easy Gender: Male Posts: 562	Re: Favorite Squid Quotes "hi guys my name is kelm and I have a sweet ninja 250 that I stunt" old but timeless T

10-03-2007, 03:24 AM	#56
MXRACERX43 Registered User Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Hazleton PA USA Age: 30 Bike: 03 R6 07 YZ 250 06 GSXR 600 02 F4I Gender: Male Posts: 121	Re: Favorite Squid Quotes The famous 600's are for pussies.

10-03-2007, 03:29 AM	#57
stick1300 Squid Supreme Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Hot Springs, Arkansas Age: 20 Bike: 01 F4i, 05 CRF 50 Gender: Male Posts: 1,415	Re: Favorite Squid Quotes I was talking to a guy that lives in the same dorm as me and he was talking big about how he's apparently a superstar in the corners and I told him that I respected knee draggers, but I thought stunting was where it was at and he goes, "Yeah, I used to stunt the hell out of my bike, had a cage and everything, but I went back to stock lately." Somehow the bike he "stunted" is still mint. Maybe he's a superstar at stunting too.

10-03-2007, 04:21 AM	#60
wheeliekid crackwhore Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Fluffy Mitten Age: 20 Bike: Hoffman Disrupter Gender: Male Posts: 3,069	Re: Favorite Squid Quotes "Clutching is for pussies" Overheard that a few weeks ago at a car show. __________________ www.myspace.com/consumethesea