Favorite Squid Quotes

[BrianMM717]

Originally Posted by spiller03 ^^^lol to that, my other favorite. "my first bike was a busa" or "my harley is pretty fast, i got it up to 120 and it scared the crap out of me" harleys arent safe at any speed, they could slip in there own oil leak. propably break down b4 it slips

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[villa76]

"I wanna get a cage first"

[Hobie]

Originally Posted by t-dawg

some d bag kid askin bout my (R6) says "if i had one o those id be doin like 180 all the time "
what do you say to fuckers like that. i cant stand people who only ask how fast itl go

EDIT - I'm an idiot, I saw d bag kid askin and somehow read "d bag asian kid" - dyslexia's a bctih.

speaking of d bag asian kids...this was 99/00 and three of us were sitting in a gas station when this asian kid rolls up on a new R6 complete with three neon tubes.

He starts talking shit about one of our guy's bikes. It was an F3 with no lowers, mis-matched tail pieces and tank, spray painted upper, and two different color wheels. Asian is also bragging about all kinds of shit.

Our guy hits him with the "can you ride/wheelie questions" - Asian goes into ALL this bragging.

Asian guy is talking big, we go to the highway and my buddy gets on the highway on ramp in a spreader (more of a dangler I suppose, the tank wasn't dented, we didn't know anyone doing that around that time) and the asian is trying unsuccessfully to power/bounce his R6 up. Maybe it would have worked better if he wouldn't have been blingin' out with those pink neons

[rippedbx]

Originally Posted by t-dawg

some d bag kid askin bout my (R6) says "if i had one o those id be doin like 180 all the time "
what do you say to fuckers like that. i cant stand people who only ask how fast itl go

Tell them to to stop being a puss and buy one and do it! :YEAH Then read their obituary in the newspaper. Anybody that says they'd do 180 all the time doesn't know the first thing about riding. They just wanna sound cool by saying they want to ride a motorcycle.

[DUMPSTER]

does a 600 have enuf power to loop?

id kill myself on that thing.....(good)

i had a guy say that he had the same bike but he couldnt whoolie because it wasnt modded


last but not least i had some fagot ass ruff ryder try and talk shit about my bike being crunchy today at the light..... i mean come on its the first word in your name so try and ride like it

[spiller03]

"tank splitters" "nose wheelies" "front wheelies" guys that say "i can lay down on my bike at like 80" and "i road all the way here one handed"

[stick1300]

Don't you love this one: "Is it fast?"

I always want to reply with something like, "No, it's actually crazy slow. Honestly, I say fuck fast bikes, slow bikes are way cooler."

[Throwitup]

hahahahaha thats one of the funnier responses to a stupid question i've heared.

[12urMOM]

we got squids around here that say the only real wheelie there is, is a front two-peg stand up! (cause that is the only thing they can do) and the "if i had bigger gearing my stuff would be slow"

[ki_soarer]

so i actually had someone ask me if i knew where to get the metal plates for the bottom of his shoes. i just walked away.

[kiN]

My favourite are when they ride a liter bike and say "if I had a stuntbike, a bike i didn't care about crashing, I would know all kinds of tricks..I just care too much about my bike so that's why I don't try to stunt it"

So aparently noone cares about getting hurt, it's just about crashing the bike

[Joker]

This isn't a quote but funny squidliness all the same. This local guy aparantly just bought a cage and at all the local bike nights and rides instead of using his kickstand he carefully sets the bike on the cage... The epitome of squid...

[Dat_Boi]

Originally Posted by kiN

My favourite are when they ride a liter bike and say "if I had a stuntbike, a bike i didn't care about crashing, I would know all kinds of tricks..I just care too much about my bike so that's why I don't try to stunt it"

[xxMICKEYxx]

"yea mane, my boy gots one o' dem boosters...1600" I have actually heard that more than once.

[Sgt.Stud]

ran into a couple of guys that "stunt" and meet em out at our spot... turns out they only do power wheelies cause "clutch wheelies are not good for your transmission" according to them BP is a foot off the ground....


lol this thread really pisses me off, this is almost the entire pensacola area riders mindset... everyone here tries to look/talk down to us because we stunt... then again, "they could do wheelies if they wanted to, they just think wheelies are stupid and pointless... you just endanger yourself and other innocent lives" god dammit i wanted to punch that fag in the mouth (oh yea and he was on a 07 gixx 1k of course)

[stock05]

Originally Posted by BrianMM717

U WANNA FUCKYOURSELF?????

i was thinking the same thing , since when is not a squid .




-mexican mayhem

[samurai87]

Originally Posted by stock05

i was thinking the same thing , since when is not a squid .




-mexican mayhem

wait are you saying i am or am not a squid, cuz all you need to do is look at his pictures and you will know that he is a fuckin poser....

[sp1tty]

had a kid say to me in class today.
kid "Dude wanna buy an 05 r1 that goes 250mph?"
me "thats effin bs."
kid " no, he's got all sorts of mods on it and its only $11000, but i could get it for $10,000"
Me "you should be all over that deal."
Kid " i would buy it already but i dont have the money."
lmao, i just turned around and walked away laughing.

[BrianMM717]

Originally Posted by stock05

i was thinking the same thing , since when is not a squid .




-mexican mayhem

[spiller03]

this 17 year old on stunt life was trying to sound like a stunt rider.
i just quit reading.